Score: 4

"this is a flash"

submission: RIP Michael Jackson

date: June 26, 2009

i say in honor of his memory we turn neverland into a pedophile work camp

Score: 10

"he died with his dick in his hand"

submission: David Carradine Hangman

date: June 5, 2009

just like a true hero

Score: 3

"i dont get it"

submission: Sad Larry

date: May 17, 2009

the common approach for treating depression is a combination of anti-depressants or something with SSRIs (selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors) and group therapy to adress the issues that cause feelings of hopelessness. not a short dance followed by an angry outburst. also i dont think management would approve of employees dancing on the tables, plus kicking a plate of food into someones face is considered harrassment he should talk to his supervisor about disciplinary action for the other guy.