to truley have diarrhea of the mouth?

To dress up like a Roman legionnaire walk into a restraunt eat then insist upon paying them with salt, should they refuse i will call them "Carthagenian swine!!!" or "traitors to the empire" and if all else fails i'l learn latin and start screaming incomprehinsibley until a very lucky group of police officers can go home and tell their wives "I wrestled a roman soldier today how was your day love?"

god damnit i missed the MLK anniversery but theres still some irony damnit!!!!

up to 140 miles on highway

how come whenever someone is offered an enormous stretching penis the first thing they always say is "i'd bang chicks in spain from my couch." but these fools dont see the big picture with a magical stretching penis the potential is infinite imagine the possiblities: attempting to bring down low flying aircraft with an enormous wang, beating up children in the playground from a safe distance, suprising your in-laws with an "afternoon visit", and dont forget getting revenge on those jerk offs in pod 6.

no i didnt but i have wondered what diseases you could spread by putting them in a hat is it possible to infect somebody with something horrible just by getting them to wear the hat? hmmm....

like 2 weeks still getting all the shit for graduation my mom insists on getting pictures,yearbooks, and all that shit but im not gona get it,i fucking hate this school i skipped our homeroom pics just to try to be forgoten XD now i gota think about college. my grades arent bad but their not impressive escpecially in math D: and ive got absolutely no extracuricular activities (unless you count choir 4 years ago). so any under achievers get into college? if i cant get into college i might join the army but i have no expirience with handling guns cause of my bitch of a mom....fuck under achiever and even my last resorts a long shot lifes a bitch.XD

i was walking home today when a homeless man approached me. He said do you have a nickle i could borrow,naturally fearing/being sexualy attracted to the stranger i made him an offer. I said "GIMME ALL YOUR POKEMONZ!!!!!" the man then burst into flames and grew 300 feet tall. At this point i realized i didnt need to walk home so i casually walked back to the school and awaited my bus. the fate of the homeless man? some say he flew into the sky where the wolf Hati chases him endlessly. Others say he joined the sun god Ra in his boat on his journey across the sky...I say he got hit by a car

Sein gewesen fast zwei wochen, aber ich noch nicht können zurückhalten Embur filz wie die einzige Mädchen, die ich wirklich liebte. Einige Mädchen wie mich aber ich nicht haben viele gefühle zurück für sie. Dort ist das ein Mädchen aber ich weiß nicht was sie denkt. =( Ich vermutung dann ich bin gehen auf kollegium das ist mein letzte gerfolg auf erwerb mein treu liebe. =/ (veflucht mein deutch ist scheiße, diese Übersetzer sind unterentwickelt) XD

oooh i found youtube streams bwahaha one more way to harrass the masses ^_^

OMFG THAT STUPID ASS BABY STEPHEN COLBERT SHOULD HAVE RAPED IT WHEN HE HAD THE CHANCE IF I EVER SEE THAT FUCKING BABY I AM GOING TO SLICE ITS GOD DAMN THROAT AND ASK IT TO MARRY ME!!!!

the other day i was beating off on my sons face then he said "please stop im begging you" and i said call me dad you slut!!! then i had to beat his face in with a hammer fucking whore D<