To dress up like a Roman legionnaire walk into a restraunt eat then insist upon paying them with salt, should they refuse i will call them "Carthagenian swine!!!" or "traitors to the empire" and if all else fails i'l learn latin and start screaming incomprehinsibley until a very lucky group of police officers can go home and tell their wives "I wrestled a roman soldier today how was your day love?"

god damnit i missed the MLK anniversery but theres still some irony damnit!!!!